Vietnamese Noodles.

Last night, my dad brought me home some Pho from Bankstown, it was the greatest Jerry. Until I discovered a cockroach leg in it. That was the end of that journey. For the cockroach I mean.
Speaking of cockroaches, they're pretty damm hardcore. Last night I saw one punting around downstairs, so I got the vacuum cleaner 2000 and sucked it up. Stupid me forgot to block the pipe up coz about 20 minutes later, I saw the same roach, crawling around on the ceiling. How did I know it was the same one? Coz it was walking all funny, like it just had the ride of it's life time, and plus. It was all dusty.